sattelitegay:

evergreen-femme:

ok but like imagine having sex with a sentient psychadelic mushroom though

yehudah:

two word horror story: cis reigen

beriliaa:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

anyotherstar:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

anyotherstar:

anyotherstar:

Adobe Premiere is like a horse

hates being alive. expensive. designed to run fast. does not. makes me feel like a girl in a mid 2000s horse girl movie going shhh shhh in the only one who understands you. it’s okay girl. and then it bites my fingers.

u okay bud?

It crashed as soon as I made this post i’m gonna feed my editing software oats 👍. from my hand 🫴

oh ok hope that helps

violetsandshrikes:

violetsandshrikes:

violetsandshrikes:

watching people on tiktok consume borax is uh. something.

having to say “don’t eat borax” was not on my 2023 bingo

@the-puffinry

Can’t believe in the year 2023 we have to say: do not consume borax. It will not provide a “parasite cleanse”, it does not combat the “evil fluoride” in your water, and it is not a super mineral. It will damage your organs. Also, it’s not rated for human consumption so frankly, who knows what it’s cross-contaminated with (my personal bet would be arsenic).

charlottan:

charlottan:

pasta expands and spinach shrinks. if we could have them mate we may be able to creayte a food which does not change at all when cooked

whizpurr:

pokemonleague:

i love gambit bc when people ask him what’s wrong he’s just like “Ain’t nothin wrong with gambit.” and then the text boxes on the side would be like “gambit all alone in this world. gambit ain’t neva gone be loved.”

fragilefairys:

actually blocking creates a fun internet experience where the people u dont like cant bother u

orangeispice:

I’m back with another crack meme, let’s see how well this one does

If it does as well as my New Yorker Post then I’ll make a navigation list for the memes :D

Bonus: